3. Never invite trouble into your home.
At home, don’t do the things that bring the police to your door: loud domestic beefs, fires, bad smells, shady visitors, a pot plant growing outdoors in your yard -- this isn’t rocket science.
You know what’s likely to bring the cops.
Just remember, when they come, they use the opportunity to look into your private life. Dope has ruined the police as a public service institution.