5. Don’t think you’re safe out in the countryside.
The urge to protect us from the giggles and the munchies has overcome our government.
In fact, marijuana is a drug of such power that it has driven the government crazy.
I recently came upon a case where the park rangers hid in the woods using night vision goggles to spy on young campers at their campsite.
Guess what?
They saw the young ladies toking on a pipe. Busted.
I wonder what else the perverts saw?
Which brings me to number six...